About the Oldfant The Oldfant is a noble animal and, although on age, still has a good memory and a persisting way of going forward. Because of its size it drinks a lot which helps to keep its mind clear. The drinking sometimes effects its digestion which has a ruinous impact on the ozone-layer. This is a typical male Oldfant problem. Male Oldfants are ugly and smell bad. The individual male Oldfant is usually friendly and well adjusted to its natural environment. But as a herd they are different. They make a lot of noise and are in general a pain in the ass for the other animals. From a distance they can be amusing. The females, also called The Oldfemmes, are elegant and good looking. They spread a pleasant odour and are easy to approach. They like baby-Oldfants and dancing. Male and female Oldfants have in common that they like rugby. Male Oldfants cannot dance although they believe they can.